Dear Postie; Sorry

Dear Mister Postman, do not fear these friendly guardians sitting here.

They’re warding off the evil vibe of villains venturing up our drive

They know that you’re a trusted guy; they’ll let you walk, unbitten, by.

They know you by smell and they know you by sight,

They don’t want to quarrel, they don’t want to fight.

Call them by name with a touch of respect;

That’s Lil on the right, and Fluff on the left.